Tuesday, November 5, 2019

It took me 52 minutes to get an Uber at LAX





Hey buddy. I bet your ass you’re glad you’re not stuck dealing with this calamity.

Eric the Glib and HIS creation, my man! With LOTS OF HELP from his former Senior Counsel (now the UNANIMOUSLY-approved CAO by the placeholders who sit ‘round the horse shoe in Sleazy Hall after an “exhaustive nationwide search"), Rich Llewellyn and his “better”(?) half,  Christopher Caldwell—who got paid to lobby for the new TNC regs at LAX and made out like bandit$ afterward.

All hail Eric the Glib! One-time possible 2020 D presidential wannabe. Dontcha wish he threw his fence into the ring and was now answering questions from the national political media about the utter fiasco at LAX? I do.

At this point, I’d say it would take nothing short of an act of God for The Times/local media to kick him the HELL out of their bed.

He’s now royally screwed Nederlander, Angelenos who travel, and is making it REALLY DIFFICULT on tourists who come to town. In other words, this is known as the ERIC THE GLIB HAT TRICK. But instead of throwing caps onto the ice, per se, people are throwing fits and getting extended exercise for their middle digits. Meanwhile ERIC THE GLIB’s got some discomfort from patting himself on the back so much.

Remember his new trash collection pickup system for condos, apartment buildings and businesses?  This half-assed and corruptly-formulated policy looks to be like a “sister.” It’s about time that the next sis or bro formulated by ERIC THE GLIB be aborted so it won’t f—k over more people.

Clown show, bro. #1 in homelessness and now #1 in administering and managing one of the world’s busiest airports. He and his Columbia degrees are better suited managing a MickeyD’s somewhere in town.*